Chicken Invaders 4 Xmas

I remember the day of the invasion well. The memories still burn deeply, like spicy chicken wings.

They came without warning, squawking menacingly, their ruffled feathers darkening the sun. Invading intergalactic chickens, out to punish humanity for our oppression of their earthly brethren.

I instantly knew what had to be done. I dropped my half-eaten chicken burger and jumped in my cockpit. With a greasy finger I set my lasers to "extra crispy" and blasted off to intercept the fowl invaders.

It wasn't easy. Squawks, feathers flying, the smell of charred chicken everywhere. Three times they invaded, each time with increasingly devious plans. Three times I managed to push them back whence they came, and secure humanity a few more years as the dominant species of this planet.

After their last retreat, I headed for my local Space Burger to bask in the glow of my recent victory. Breathing a sigh of relief, I sat down to enjoy a double chicken-burger with crispy chicken wings on the side.

Little did I know that my greatest adventure was yet to come...我还记得那天的入侵。的记忆依然深刻，像麦辣鸡翅烧。

他们不发出警告的情况下，刺耳的来势汹汹，他们竖起羽毛昏暗的太阳。入侵星际鸡，拿出来惩罚人类，我们压迫他们的尘世的弟兄们。

我立即知道该怎么做。我放下吃了一半的鸡腿汉堡，跳在我的座舱。用油腻的手指，我将我的激光器“额外的香脆”发射升空拦截的鸟侵略者。

这是不容易的。嘎嘎，羽毛飞扬，到处都是烧焦的鸡的味道。他们的侵略三次，每次使用越来越狡猾的计划。他们来了，我三次成功地把它们放回何处和安全为优势种的这个星球上的人类再过几年。

他们的最后撤退后，我走向我的空间汉堡沉浸在我最近的一次胜利的光芒。呼吸了一口气，我坐下来享受双重鸡肉汉堡，香酥鸡翅膀的侧面。

没想到，我知道是我最大的冒险还在后头......